WHY I DONT TRY TO GET INTO CELEB FRIENDLY CLUBS

Tara Reid is a star (well sorta) and she cant even get into Hyde in LA! And I'm supposed to stand outside until my feet hurt with high expectations and little results!?! I don't think so people. When are we "commoners" going to start making our own hot spots? Then maybe we can put up a sign that says NO STARS WELCOME HERE. Show them how it feels! Okay, okay, so I'm dreaming. But why not!?! I'd call it Z-List and I promise it's be the hottest unhot spot in the city -- any city....okay im done making jokes and wishful thinking! Enjoy watching a star get dissed everyone.